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the sound of waves,
lapping the shore.
just like the songs you used to sing.
the gentle breeze,
caressing my face.
reminds me of you.
i see the sunset,
with your head on my shoulders.
your hand in mine,
we would have been so happy.
together.

hmm. i just dun feel like studying for my geog. i dunno if i'm overconfident or sumthing. but i never studied for my mock geog test and i think i did relatively well. even though i didnt have the accurate marks, cos we marked it first and lazy yak didnt wanna return us on the day itself, so i dunno the actual marks i would get. but i would say that i fared well cos i basically knew how to answer most of the questions, which was a good sign.

todae mugged abit of physics. studied for the commontest. did a few practice papers. physics isnt as easy as it seems. i need time to digest that crap. but it takes only one day to digest physics. i mean. physics is chicken. other than the fact that i got like 51 for my EOY last year and i think i would have actually gotten 50 if someone wasnt lenient to give me like 1 extra mark. but thats not the point. i'll fare well this time. trust me. and trust god.

lol. i finished like 10 of chem's tenyear series MCQ questions. i havent touched the 2001 onwards. wanna save that for prelims for some confidence booster. later i finish everything then nothing to do.. will feel so lost. and feel terrible also. lol. i calculated my average score its 33.1/40 (for 11 of them) not bad arh. thats an 83% if i round it off. not bad. chem is a confidence booster.

meanwhile will do quiet time. am i looking forward to tomorrow. in a way yes. theres PE. theres chem (we're going thru the past year commontest paper, i'm hoping to do well) and geog (we're getting back the paper lazy yak didnt wanna return, i'm hoping to do well too). but theres jap. i noe my scores. a pathetic 26/50. proudly 4th last in class. :X benny's 5th. so no smirking. hahaah.

but well. i'm gonna hand up a star studded compo. my fren from japan marked it for me. THANKS MARCUS! lol. i'm looking forward to the teachers expression when she sees that piece of work. damn. why cant marcus teach me jap. ahhaha. oh if u all didnt noe, marcus is some guy i met over an online game TFC (Team Fortress Classic, a mod for CS) i used to play it eons ago and i was the proest spy there was. i dun care. after Os i'm gonna forcibly reload it into my com. its gonna be PLAY TIME and i'm gonna establish my spy career again. D@rkElf and Goliathe.. are returning. beware.

heh. i was one of the top few proest spies in singapore. well. maybe i'm rusty after 1 year of no TFC. god bless my fingers and hand eye coordination. i must regain my title in the gaming world.. =) bye! oh yes. pls tag on my tagboard. its pathetically empty.

sigh. woke up an angry little boi again. went to church.. after waking up at 0730 in the morning. reached at 0815, practised, played until 0910 and went home after that. didnt even stay for the service cos our chinese congregation always cannot make it. and there wasnt SNJB this morning. held it last night. so i went home. reached home at 1000 and went to sleep. was really pissed that i had to wake up so early, travel down to play and come back.

nvm. i'm pass that already. shant stir up unhappy stuff. actually it was ok. cos i treated it as a service. god will give me a bigger mansion and nicer golden flowers in my garden than anyone. =) lolx. and yes. i slept till around 1400, woke up and ate my lunch which happened to be udon noodles from the fridge. boring boring. studied geog for a while. couldnt stand the boring ness, started playing bridge on yahoo! games which happened to be my favourite past time..

oh yes. tmr happens to be a lot of people's horrible exams. i'm praying and praying. god bless them! theres my wife, huili taking her maths and econs paper tmr.. best wishes. god bless u like he did for ur history paper! emmanuel! god is with u.. u can do it one. i'm sure i've such a blessed wife, she can do it rite? =)

then theres my potato. who happens to be shuxian's other half. hes taking his bio retest tmr. apparently he got like a 52 the last year he sat for a bio EOY exam. lol. or was it a mid year. i'm not really sure. all i noe is that he got a 52 for sum bio exam or test. pray that he will do better. detailed studying + super long essays do the trick of getting bio teachers muddled and giving u high marks. trust me. god bless u too!

last but not least. my new fren. whom i happened to noe like 2 days.. ok not 2 days. maybe 4 days ago. DINO! lol. hes taking his chem paper tmr.. so best wishes to him also. prayed for u that god will bless u and u'll write as if u had the answer sheet in ur brains. so u'll score high high marks! =) god bless all of them.

as for me, CTs start in 4 days. i've finished everything except geog and hist. been doing chem 10 year series MCQ questions. did quite a lot of them.. mostly scored 32/40. thats my average score. hoping to better it. highest was a 35, lowest a 28 (cos it was the old paper with 5 choices.. thats why got so lousy. lol) must work harder.

tmr schools starting so excited. lol. seeing ppl back in sch again. and i havent koped my bio file back from school. arrh. i wanna die liao. so many things to do. sheesh. cant say such things. i'll live till a ripe old age cos i honour my parents. yay! lol. ok. bye~!

so. i'm a fucking sissy. a fag. a gay. what else havent i heard? yes. thats all that i'm hearing from who? thanks. my fellow church frenz... dearest schoolmates. no its definitely ok for them to hurl abuse at me. with my leathery hide and thick skin i wont feel a shit about all these things. nothing at all. less than an antbite. i'm a complete fuck up who deserves no respect from anyone at all? even sissy guys have their charms. direct quote. yay. so i'm a charming sissy now? *rolls eyes*

u think i wanna fucking be this way? u think i fucking wanna behave like that? u think i'm such a loser as not to see that girls dun like men? who doesnt wanna change for the better? who doesnt wanna be attractive? so my characters like that. i behave like that. i'm a fag. a sissy. a gay. thanks lots.

no time no time!! i need to move on! i've only finished SS, bio and chem. and i'm behind schedule by 2 topics! i'm supposed to have done half of history and finished my geog. both of which i havent started. sigh. too slow. reuben. what have u been doing all the time? playing bridge? but i guess, i'm heeding joanne ng's advice. take it slow. its afterall commontest. dun burn out.

argh. the reuben vs joanne ng. lol. reuben wants to finish everything, yet wants to believe joanne ng and say that shes rite. well. afterall. physics and the 2 maths cant be mugged. so i've finished nearly everything except hist and geog. go on! i'll start on geog todae.. hopefully i'll get sumthing done before my commontests. lolx. and i dun have aunty marianne. thats the bad bit. sux.

oh yea. did i mention? i checked my jap results. improvement by 1 place. i'm now 4th.. from the last time 3rd. yea. u guessed it. its from the bottom. hehehe. i was the last one to pass. 3 others failed. dun name names here but i dunno larh. these arent the results i wanted. and i thought i studied. somethings really wrong. *thinks*

nvm. back to my books first.



(from the bottom left, clockwise: Zing aka Mac Wu, Fu Ning aka Peg, Huili, Shuxian, Sexy Weiwen, Wu Zhiyong, Fu Yun aka Potato and Reuben)

tada. these were our neoprints taken. lemme attempt to do a commentary.

Zing: She looks like shes unprepared for the photo. hahahaha. dunno why. she doesnt seem to be smiling happily. hahahaha. and one eighth of her face was blocked off. poor girl.

Peg: Our dummer cum pianist cum violinist cum gu zhen player, otherwise known as our musical genius girl. i dunno how she manages her instruments SO well. its horribly unbelievable. i dunno why she looks lethargic.

Huili: Our crazy girl who doesnt know anything about being fooled. hahahaha. she looks horribly like an ah so trying to act cute with that finger under her chin. hahahaha. oopsie.

Shuxian: She's equally blur as huili. hahaha. though she doesnt look like it. but she likes to say "huh?" all the time, acknowledging her unawareness of the situation she is in. shes grinning like a crazy girl.

Weiwen: Hes trying to look shocked but doesnt seem to help alot. hes SMILING!! haahahah. okok. hes a nice guy whose chao erm.. well-built. i wanted to say fat. hahaha.

Zhiyong: Dunno whats with him. theres sumthing black near his mouth. i think its cos some idiot did this pic so uglily. then erase never erase properly. like he never clean his mouth liddat.

Fuyun: I seriously don't know why hes licking my ahir. ahahahah. *shudders* it probably tastes good. dunno. i havent tried before. my tongue isnt that long. (even though it looks long in that photo)

Reuben: my tongue looks horirbly long and dirty at the tip. must be cos some silly person didnt erase properly also. and there looks like theres some drool coming out. yuCKs. and i'm sleeping on a pillow. hahaha.



(same order of people refer to above)

Zing: Poor girl. it was SUCH a beautiful neoprint until huili put that pair of STUPID looking specs onto the WRONG part of her body. i mean. i was the one who did this neoprint. then she go and hui3 rong2. hahaha.

Peg and Shuxian: Both look the same.

Huili: wah.. she looks more ah so than ever. cannot make it. i dunno why shes so aunty in the pic. dunno why i married her. :X

Weiwen and Zhiyong: Our gay guys in church. hahaahah. no lah. they were acting only. i thot the kiss was so well placed. cos i did it again. ahahah.

Reuben: Did i mention, my favourite Xmen is Toad? lol. i really admire people's tongue and their ability to talk. if i had a wish, i would want the gift of the gab. to be able to talk well. is the best skill i can ever acquire. and my favourite mascot. the frog with a long tongue. i have it as a stuffed beanie next to me in bed. =P

i've finally finished SS and Biology. okok. bio wasnt much of a "finishing" in that sense cos i just read thru the bio textbook on the bits that would come out on 3 parts of the paper. and its not detailed reading. oh man. what the hell did i get into. why is my heart not on studying.. shit shit shit. okok. i'll go read thru it one more time like before the exam. biology cant be THAT hard can it? i mean. i've always been doing well.

now i'm starting on chem. but i'll go read thru bio again once more just in case. i feel so uneasy about bio. i think its over confidence. which isnt good in any sense at all other than the fact that it gives me a false sense of confidence which i pray i will not have because this may cause my grades to plonk. okok. stop blogging. start reading.. hope i'll succeed in finishing the bio STUDYING not reading. damn damn damn. what's gotten into me. arrgh.

wah. yesterday was SOO fun. hahaha. it was huili's birthday. and we had such a wonderful celebration for her. it started off with church. church was slightly off cos i had a misunderstanding with some girl there. but i guess it was alright in the end cos my pissness doesnt stand for long. thank god i can forgive and forget. that'll keep me going for the rest of my life. =)

then we had no ling chang and we fitted into the crampest crampest room one could EVER find on the 2nd floor. woah. one look around the room and i could see around 30 sumthing people. and guess wad zing said on the phone last night. she was like, "you guys noe that we had 14 people who didnt come yesterday?" hahahaha. laugh until my legs drop off. GOD has answered our prayers!! and its soo quick.

wow. i can't wait to handle this population explosion. but these things are really scary. we must get the right people to talk to those people. i mean.. how often can u get like 50 people in SNJB. it was nonexistent 6 months ago. i would have been happy if there were just 25 or more at each meeting. wow. god's working.. lolx. i'm so glad.

and i really hope that we can all work together. i mean. just do your bit and sms this person that you take charge of lor. there are so many new people now, doesnt harm if u go out and be more friendly to one of them. and it will make such a difference in people's lives. i must must must must get that dunno what yuen xiang's number. and yes. my existing wanpeng. must call him.. hahaha. =)

i dunno. maybe i'll go invite more people down this sat.

oh damn. we were on the topic of huili's bdae. hahahahaha. yes. we had drama rehearsal after the whole SNJB meeting. but it was such a screwup. frankly i think SNJB can't pull of a drama of sizeable scale. i mean. out of us who are the ones who can really convincingly act. its just a handful. and pulling in a cast of over 10 people. with like how many practices?? lol.

back to huili. after that, it was damn funny. zhiyong started scolding huili, then quarreling with weiwen who was trying to be the peacemaker. hahaha. then huili started crying cos even wanshui said she should be more serious otherwise change the actor (huili was serious, trying her best to be.) then huili said change change change, walked off the stage and started crying while walking to the toilet.

at that moment, the lights went off and we shouted happy birthday to her. but she was in her rage and storming off to the toilet, she ran so fast before we could stop her. then we had to go into the toilet and sang happy birthday to her with her blowing out the candles outside the female toilet on the 4th floor. lol. unforgettable bdae?

it was cake that her mum brought. fruit cake. quite nice. then we passed all the presents and cards and stuff. lol. she got a big chick (baby chicken) beanie that was bright yellow with an orange beak. her favourite colours =) after that we broke news to her that she was bluffed on MSN conversation all the time. cos our mass convos, we switched identities and talked to her. afterall, it was her that didnt noe nuts abt anything.

then she was so embarrassed cos she confided in the wrong person.. hahaha. as in she told a person X thinking that he was person Y. lol. poor girl. shant name names here.. hahaha. then we went out. we went to bugis junction. and walked around, sat around at mos burger. then we moved out to yoshinoya for dinner. shuxian got her fren who was working there to come with us.

then previously i had a fight with an ah lian who happened to be working at the stall next to shuxian's fren. cos the whole bunch of us were standing in front of her stall waiting for shuxian. (she was gossiping with her fren) then the ah lian went like "na4 xie1 bu4 zhi4 ong4 de3 ren2 jiu4 zhan4 zai4 na4 li3" (those who aren't "automatic" just stand there)to her fren next door.

i mean, we werent even blocking any potential customers. look at the bags she sold. horrid looking ones that no one would buy and there werent even ANY customers. i screamed back a "those who cannot do business mouth very big" in chinese. i mean she could have had the politeness of smiling at us and asking us to the move. i would have gladly moved. siao ah lian.

lol. then we ate dinner. dinner. and more dinner. yoshinoya stuff is quite nice. not bad. better than macdonalds lor and its like around the same stuff, just that its not alot. we then walked all the way to the starbucks and Shaw Plaza or sumthing like that. zhiyong got a drink, then we went to diao people. hahaahah.

we called up gary and told him we were from a modelling agency. he seemed interested at first. but then he put down cos i think he suspected sumthing. haahha. damn funny. zhiyong wanted his height and weight and was talking in a funny accent. wasnt that successful but was more successful than the 2nd one.

the second one was smart. and i'm really proud of him. his brains work really fast. woah. he was ryan. lol. we called ryan then told him same thing from modelling agency. then he talked awhile, then suspected it was zhiyong. he lied that he was on some long distance call with his parents and we would call back 5 minutes later. immediately, he called zhiying who was Jenny the secretary who talked to ryan before the manager came up.

ryan asked for zhiying. zhiyong answered the phone and said that they were at home. then zhiying was downstairs and she was buying something "at the shopping centre" and suddenly, zhiyong was like oh. they were at a shopping centre and he was out with his frenz. i dunno. it just didnt make sense to me. and ryan said the smartest statement of his life "keep on the line with me for 10 minutes" lolx..

we called him back on the other phone and he recognised my voice. damn. i tried masking it. but. nvm. it was a total failure. ok. no there was a worse failure later on. lol.

we all went home. was talking with weiwen on the mrt. hes a nice guy. lol. anyway, went home then we had conference call. we were THAT bo liao. we decided to diao the first person, lirong's bf. and it didnt work out. cos weiwen called, then there was a stupid sound, then weiwen, who was the sentosa person, said that he would call back later. and damn after that, kok keong (is that how you spell it) didnt put down the phone. and he freaking heard all that we said. arrrgh. we were like. whose the stupid one making the noise. after all the quarreling, we realised it was kok keong who hadnt put down the phone.

so heard everything. and when weiwen called. he was like. jan is that you? and is this reuben? i was shocked. then realised. realised. that we failed miserably. it was gonna be so convincing lor. then after that, we tried to diao junyang, but zhiying couldnt do it properly. damn boring.

then i talked with zhiying and huili and weiwen until like 3am in the morning on the phone cos weiwen had free incoming after 7pm. was damn tired. lol

went shopping shopping and more shopping. sigh. shopping is tiring, yet shopping is so fun. cant believe it. we spent a whole nite shopping!! with zing, shuxian and yeeqi for she-who-must-not-be-named's stuff. its that little black short brat. ahhahaha. the one who likes to play bball from my church. duno whats her name.

anyway. it was so fun shopping. the girls went absolutely nuts. and when i say absolutely, i mean absolutely. they bought stuff for all the girls in SNJB lor. like. i mean. when in the world do u buy stuff for girls in SNJB. so that they could wear that thing tomorrow when they are in church. its good bonding, but abit spastic. spastic but funny. hahahaa.

and the whole night we walked around bugis junction looking for this and looking for that. look until my legs wanna drop off liao. those people whom we bought stuff for better appreciate it. or else. i'll break off their legs. and maim them after breaking off their other limbs and making sure they are crippled for life. lolx.

it was a cool nite of laughter. our dearest zing was laughing about everything and nearly everything. lol. its good to laugh. cos laughter induces shitting. and shitting is good for health. but not if you're in a shopping centre and the toilets on the 2nd floor and you're stuck on the first floor thinking where the eleveator is.

nvm. it was fun. we're having mass convos again. bye~!

oh. i finally finished studying SS. after mugging without any form of focussness (if theres such a word) for a pathetically long 4 days, i finally finished. i am supposed to have finished bio by todae according to my schedule. sigh. but i realised that i havent even started. horror!! lol. and guess what, when i went back to school today, i forgot to bring back my bio file!! ARRRGH. god bless me! i wonder how i'm gonna study bio. maybe i'll go back to school another day. or i'll just read lam peng kwan and my bio notes.

todae was yet another boring day of dramafeste. shit. i finally realised how sucky i am at acting. its soo freaking difficult to portray the idea of a shopkeeper when you have a script in your hand, nothing else, except a few benches and a table, and you have to read lines off the script. i mean. i'm supposed to be selling stuff to people who arent there, then arrange my wares like clothes and stuff, at the same time engaging the audience, talking to them, being sincere, and making sure my facial expression changes between the so many freaking different moods that the crazy shopkeeper i'm portraying has. sigh.

when i watch tv nowadays, i watch it with a different light. last time tv used to be so interesting. just watch for the plot, watch for the effects, watch for the spasticity of the show. now everytime i switch on the tv at 7pm when i eat dinner, i look at the actors and actresses and see how the hell they get their emotion across to the viewers. maybe i'll be an actor when i grow up. and somehow i realise, tv acting is so freaking different, if they do anything wrong, they just retake the scene. you cant do that in the play!!! plus all the faces and stuff are magnified. the scratching of your nose, the twitching of your eyebrows are all captured on the screen. tv acting = easier.

after looking at the cast of morrison, somehow i feel abit pathetic. bayley seems to have a pathetic bunch of people acting. i mean. waikit's not acting. siak yong's not acting (not that hes a good actor, but hes quite a good actor. gosh what am i saying.) i dunno. i just look at hulin and navjote. they are quite a dynamic bunch after being in RP. plus they've got rather good actors, shawn, wenjun and a couple of new faces other than ryan and joel lau. hmm. they seem like a possible winning house.

but it all depends on the script. i dunno. maybe when i'm free from all my mugging, i'll go into the toilet, grab my script and look at myself in the mirror while reading my lines and observing my facial expressions. its REALLy REALLY hard to bring forth the message of a despair and helpless shopkeeper. Especially when the person you're having dialogue with drones ON and ON and ON. and all you can do is to react to everything he's saying. i need help. for once. i need waikit. lolx!!

back to mugging. i'll finish SS once and for all. and MOVE ON! yay!! tmr's gonna be interesting. one week seems so long. i'm already missing my SNJB frenz. hope we have mass conversation again tonite. we've been having it for so long. cant rmb when we started. sigh. i miss them. i miss them like i miss my sec 1s after PSGM. i miss them like i miss the cast and crew of STTD after the last performance.

time passes quick when u want it slow.
time drags on when you wish it would fly.
but no matter how fast or slow it goes,
you always wish the clock was... but a lie.

beautiful poem aint it? i wrote it on the spot. i should take lit. my poem making skills rock!! hahaha.

okok. i'm nearly finished with my SS mugging. can u believe it! conflicts and cooperation never seemed so easy. hahaha. all i had was like 4 case studies. lemme try to remember what i studied.

Causes of Conflict = N.I.L

1. Natural Resources
a. Britain and Iceland for fishing grounds
b. Israel and Jordan for water

2. Ideology
a. Cold War
b. N Korea and S Korea
brings back such fond memories of RMUN last year. RMUN = Raffles Model United Nations Conference where each school sends a team of students representing a country for debates in the UN. i represented North Korea last year and we got second for Fashion Parade. i hope the team RI sent this year will win something. gogogo North Korea! May the best team win! wang ting and shumin are inside!)

3. Land
a. China and India

yup. all that i mugged fresh in my mind. meanwhile, we shall go on to our daily night mass conversations with my church frenz. we are THAT bo liao. but its fun!! lolx!

yesterday my dad was hogging the com. today, he was hogging the com too. no wonder i get to blog so little nowadays. last night was fun. we had a super long chat conversation with zhiying, huili, weiwen, mr and ms potato, peg and myself. it was really funny. dunno why we talked from huili's date with SK todae to other very disgusting topics. at first she needed opinion on whether she should wear a skirt or wear jeans. then it went on to big butts and hairy legs. cos when she wore a skirt, it would show her hairy legs. if she wore jeans, she would show off her big butt, just like zing did at the hypermart in malaysia. still remember the phrase, "your body has left, but your butt is still there?" hahahaahahah.

then we moved on to boobs for some peculiar reason.. zing was complaining she had B sized ones *evil laugh* and she wanted a D. huili was complaining big = no good. lol. wad sports bra, wad nipp*es. okok. we'll stop here. but it was so funny. and some silly girl got bluffed till she still doesnt know anything. ahahahahah. wonder who? was it zing or shuxian? it couldnt have been huili. shes so clever.

lol. todae was boring. i am lagging in my mugging schedule. i finally started on japan. i must finish japan by todae.. then move on for my SS. as for my bio, which i was supposed to have started by today or tomorrow, i STILL cant find my bio file. really hope that ms quah has it with her so i can go collect it on friday when i go to school.. arrgh. hope she has it. hope she has it. my fingers are crossed. my fingers are crossed.

i cant wait till this sat and sunday. church NEVER seemed so appealing before. but i love my SNJB mates. rite! oh yea. i spent the whole of yesterday designing an SNJB blog. go visit it if you're free. i'm still trying to figure out how the others can blog and let the whole world see.. its http://snjb.blogspot.com.. thats all!

SNJB rocks. thats all i can say. SNJB rocks.

i just came back from church camp late afternoon. reached home at around 5.30pm. chao tired. after bathing and smsing our dearest princess huili that we finally got home, i went off to sleep. i think it was around 6.00pm. slept until 8.30pm. my parents brought my brother to see the doctor. he was havving diarrhoea, just like shuxian.. maybe its cos of the milk this morning. thank god i never drank it. =)

lets give a brief overview of everything that happened in the church camp, so that huili can noe what happened to us there.. hehe.

Day 1

i had lessons prior to the camp, so i didnt go with the church bus. and anyway my parents drove up to johor after getting lunch. reached at about 3pm. they were playing mass games in the main hall. at around 4pm, they gave out room keys and it was free and easy till 6pm. i played a few games with them. but basically it was about age calculation which i didnt noe of what significance it was to the camp, but still they did it.

free and easy time was good. after donning our trunks the guys went off to swim. it was quite a shallow pool with the deepest part of the pool at a stunning 1.2m. Benny or huili could have drowned in it if they swam there.. must be careful. ahahaha!! =) nearly everyone from SNJB went to swim, all the guys i.e. gary, zhiyong, lifu, fu yun, weiwen and yours truly, with fu ning, weixian, shuxian, da simin and her cousin. zhiying was having her THAT thing, so she was suntanning by the side..

we were attempting to explain the physics behind why girls having THAT thing couldnt get into water. i succeeded!! lol. here it goes, "REUBEN'S THEORY OF WHY GIRL'S CANT GET INTO THE SWIMMING POOL ON CERTAIN DAYS OF THE MONTH" firstly, when you enter water, water exerts a pressure on you. thus if you're a human, there probably is water pushing against your arse and if you're a girl, you have water pushing against that hole. pressure is calculated as force over area, since area is chao small (i guess), the pressure must be huge. so to reach equilibrium, it moves from an area of higher pressure to an area of lower pressure, which means, water enters the hole. and that thing is dripping a crimson substance otherwise known as blood means that the water will be stained red. and the moment she gets out of water.. woah. the force of gravity sucks the thing out like aeroplane toilets when u flush them. such power. lol.

after the pool, we went to the jacuzzi and sauna. it was really hot. fu yun didnt dare go into the jacuzzi complaining it was too hot for comfort, i went in after a while, after getting accustomed to the temperature. that day was slack, at night, we didnt do much, rather went to sleep cos it was the first nite only.. needed enery to continue to next few days.

Day 2

day two was ok larh. woke up. usual nonsense of waking up at 8.30am when hreakfast starts at 8.30am. i guess we're youth. lol. typical typical typical. and plus breakfast wasnt really THAT great or fantastic. passable larh. some ppl complained the food sux.. well i guess each person has their own opinion. one man's meat is another man's poison. so doesnt mean that if one guy thinks the food really sux, it really sux, i guess it was ok. wasnt too bad actually =)

btw, i think they think that we're pigs. breakfast is at 8.30am until 9.30am. then the sermon starts at 9.30am, ends at 11.30am, half an hour of sharing, then lunch! omg. i mean like i havent even digested my food properly and u're feeding us again. lets hope reuben gained weight. lolx. i'm too skinny for my own good.

after lunch, it was games by zhiyong. we had to get into our different grps. they placed the youth in separate groups so as to inject and infuse this spirit and energy into the grp. imagine how life would be like if all the youths were in one group against this grp of tai tais or aunties aged 40 and above. lol. it was great planning by guohui and zhiyong. it really worked out well. previously, he chose 10 grps, but due to too little ppl, they made it 7.. it was still huge. i was in charge of one group and our grp name.. "xiao la jiao (little chilli)"! every group had a "xiao" in front. zing's was xiao mao qiu (little furry ball), peg's xiao mian yang (little sheep), lirong's xiao la zhu (little candle), weiwen's xiao ke ai (little cutie), and shuxian's xiao ling long (erm.. i dunno how to say lol). it was really cute.

we played games like cutting ur names out from newspaper and sticking on mahjong paper. we got first!! even with so many ppl. it was terribly fun. lol. =) then we had an even more interesting game. they flashed transparencies of NTUC items and we had to guess the price. sort of "the price is right".. yea. there was this pair of girls who knew like NTUC prices at the tips of their fingers. and they were like young primary school girls.. aged pri 3 or 4 around there. so cool rite. must be they go shopping often.

then we had more pool, more jacuzzi and even bowling. i got a pathetic score of 60 sumthing, second after shuxian.. lol. the pro. =) that night, we decided agaisnt staying up too late. but we decided to play a prank on the girls by placing stones outside their room. then lirong and zhiying came over to the guys' room, (fuyun, gary and i) to announce that shuxian was crying in the toilet cos of the stones. they said she apparently opened the door, then started crying and locked herself in the toilet. all the while they were munching on the fries gary ordered and smiling like nobody's business.

all i told them was. 1. get better actresses. 2. be focussed. dun eat while trying to act. 3. brush up their acting skills. lolx.. then they left, having failed. but they didnt give up. they got an adult to help them. damn funny. they got aunty lianxiang to come over and act pissed and scold us. as per normal. reuben acted sorry, and told them to go away, shutting the door only to find aunty lianxiang's thigh in the way. it was HUMOROUS!! then she was scolding and scolding and she was going ni3 men2 zuo4 de shi4 xin1 zhi1 du4 ming2. (u noe the things u've done) after asking her what did we do, and her reply being the repeated "u noe what things u've done". i realised it was a farce again. lol. at least they got a better actress. =)

Day 3

probably the most fun day of the camp. after stuffing us like pigs again, we had mass games at 2.00pm. it was the shoe game this time. all the group leaders had to go and pick out shoes for their members. stinking smelly shoes. after much cat-fighting, clawing of faces, pushing, shoving and cheating *eyes shuxian* the game masters decided against using it for scoring. then we had a competition for various stuff. "miss hinghwa" contest was won by fu ning's mum. lol. damn funny. we had to act out cheng yus and pass it down the line. it was hilarious to see the broken telephone syndrome. by the end of 5 ppl, the thing was usually gone.. lol. xian2 dan4 chao1 ren2 and mo1 xi1 guo4 hong2 hai3.

we had jacuzzi and pool and went for dinner late. got scolded by en liang's dad. lol.. cant blame him larh. he was doing his job. that night we investigated the blood that we saw in the lift every night. for the previous two nights, we always saw droplets of blood in the lift and it was horribly scary. wanshui brought us there, and dabbed his finger into the liquid on the floor of the lift. it was so red. then i gave him a cotton bud and to our horror, it turned out to be water. chey. but it looked really red against the parquet floor.

that night we played murderer, polar bear and stinger. wah.. it was pathetic lor. all the games of murdere played, the killer wasnt exposed correctly. of all the stinger games we played, all were screwed up except two. there was a scenario with huai xuan going around stinging ppl 3 times, then dying.. dot dot dot. it was supposed to be when he got stung and shook hands with 3 other ppl, he would die. lol. weird freak.

we watched horror shows and played until 2am. the soccer fanatics watched soccer. i fell asleep. it was the second time in bed with a girl. lolx!! no. maybe 3rd. cant remember larh. dunno how many church camps liao. but i remember the first time was lirong at an ancient church camp when i was seen by them to be an irritating little boi then. lolx! this second time was with the "adulteress" term coined by huili for fu ning. i was squashed inbetween funing and weiwen. gosh. it suxxxx~!! lol

Day 4

we went shopping as it was the last day. for the first time, malaysia's shopping sux. GIANT had nothing but food. and u can get the same kind and brands of food in singapore. however, i advise against going to malaysia's mac donalds. i gained much insight from their macdonalds.

1. they have houseflies flying around mac donalds. don't ask me why, its just that way.

2. they don't have the hourglass things for the 60sec. for one, its malaysia. for two, its probably gonna cause them to give every customer an icecream cone and they are gonna go bankrupt. either that or.. three. its corruption. the workers stole the hourglass.

4. they give chicken mc nuggets in a paper bag.

5. they charge u 60sen for barbeque sauce if u don't order chicken mc nuggets. robbery.

6. they give their sauces on plastic plates. not enough capital??

7. they do not have curry sauce.

8. they give serviettes like they are made of gold. back in singapore, it was as if the workers here were commissioned to give serviettes. sigh.

9. they give less fries and uglier looking chicken. eew.

lol. thats abt it. then we went to shop for bubble gum, i bought 3 packets and smuggled them over. gary, aunty lianxiang and her son got caught for bringing over two boxes at the singapore immigration and had to go into some room to see an officer. hahaha. damn funny. they were finally let off after reading thru a brochure on why they shudn't smuggle chewing gum over and told off by the officer there. gary was really scared.

zhiyong was even better. he smuggled illegal pirated cds over in a julie's biscuit tin. after removing the biscuits, he placed the cds at hte bottom and closed it up with more biscuits. damn scary. was praying and praying and praying that he wouldnt get caught. thank god he didnt.

its 1130pm now. dramafeste rehearsals with siak yong tmr. sigh. sleep liao. nite!

THE UN-DECARBHIPELE LANGGAUE

Its ralley mraiculuos taht smoe peploe can raed waht I am blgognig eevn wehn all taht I tpye is uettr rbsubih. Ok. Ltes get on with waht hpaenped in my lfie tadoy. We had no duobele lsesons tadoy, but we had smoe inresttenig clsases. I was fnilaly not ltae atfer so mnay million yraes and taht wmoan did not socld me for bnieg ltae. Not bad cnosirdeing taht I slpet at 2am lsat nghit atefr palynig vobacuraly tset wtih shawn on msn. He gvae me a ttaol of 30 wdros and I had to gsues its menanig epsecalily the chim wrdos form Hrary Ptoter and the Odrer of the Poehinx iclunidng sfutf lkie “SUPINE” and “SARDONIC” and “SIESTA”. I oturpefmored and got 7/30 wrods crorcet 1 mrak hgiehr tahn his pdecroiitn of 20%. Hehe.

Wlhie weiling was gnoig troughh her cimperoniehson, I was dnoig colse psagsae. Fnisihed 10 of tehm in an huor. Qtiue fsat. Tehn we wnet for Jee Nee’s lesson 20 min. ltae. Her fcae was bclak lkie siht. She set us a tmeid prcatcie wichh we did in 40 min. and hdaend it bcak to her. It was stuitoanial winirtg on smoe Arts Fvsteial hled in soochl. It was qitue fun. Was not too dficufilt to wirte. Piyhscs was brniog. Nohintg mcuh to say. Gogeprahy we had tmied picartce aslo, was eeisar tahn I tohugt, eevn wehn I did not sudty. LOL. Tehn dramafeste rhesarlas ltased tlil 5pm. Tried to dtaeh. Got hmoe at 5.30pm.

I’ll be gnoig for curhhc cmap trroomow in Mayalisa, Jhoor Brhau for 3 dyas. Tohse lfet hree, we’ll msis you, so do not wrory! I remebemr Austin Hills had scuh lgrae rmoos you culod paly scoecr in tehm and tiehr cliinegs so hgih you culod paly botinmadn in tehm. I look fwroard to Mayalisa!! Trroormow edns all srinffueg!! WOOOOTT!!

Desmaiclr: If you can raed this, deos not mkae you a gnieus.


maths maths i love maths. maths is so fun. so much practice. its so exhilarating. its such a brain juice squeeeezer. nothing beats a good maths problem solved. we had timed practice todae in our double maths period todae. not too bad i suppose. just a couple of careless mistakes. i finished off the 2002 CT paper. YAY! i feel so great. its such a good sense of accomplishment considering that i really like maths questions. actually i like maths questions that are solvable. not those easy peasy kind, but the more challenging ones..

todae was tiring. i felt just so tired. maybe cos i slept at 1230am last nite. so i guess. nobody to blame. was up talking shit to some ppl. cant even rmb who.. ahhaha. nvm. i've got STM (short term memory). back to the thing. i was at dramafeste rehearsals todae. i'm supposed to be an angry character. with my kind of character, i rarely scold ppl lor. i dunno. i've toned down. i was a fight picker before. but i sorta calmed down. stopped scolding ppl liao. turned sarcastic instead. really weird huh? *rolls eyes*

tmr is more double maths. i hope we do another timed practice. lol. yay. its gonna be so fun again... hmm. but chinese got 2A/2B test, which i am gonna forget. its STM again, now that its.. SelecTive Memory.. there. also STM. =) dunno larh. gonna die like shit tmr. but nvm.. i'll just study really hard. and i did really well for the summary in chinese class todae. dunno why, but i seemed to have all the pts weiling had. its a good sign.

tired. sleepy. nitey!

we had lessons todae. 4 boring lessons. started off with english. we had to write an essay on "space is the only place left to explore. do you agree?" actually. it wasnt an essay in a sense. it wasnt a complete essay but rather a sort of planning for the essay. we had to brainstorm for ideas and use some kind of method that she taught us to write bits and pieces of our ideas down.. hmm. she said we did ok for commontest but the vocab was shitty. i guess my vocab's always shitty. :X

then physics. i was so happy *sarcastic* we got a thick book of exam papers. 4 revision exercises, 4 of RI's Commontests, 2 years Prelim Papers, ACSI, RGS, TCHS' prelim papers, 2 years O level papers and my favourite.. the suggested answer scheme. hahaha. then she brought in 4 boxes worth of wkshts for the class. wah lao. die sia.. so many.

bio was ok.. learnt abt drugs. hm. not very interesting. just learnt what "chasing the dragon" meant. it was to burn something over a flame and sniff the fumes.. i'll try it in bio class next time we have practical. hahahaah. chinese was boring. weiling went thru answers for the 5 year series.. argh. sian.

waiting for tmr.. dramafeste rehearsal. its becoming a chore. arrgrh~!!! but i still love it. go bayley! hahaha

its been so long since i last blogged. cos todae is the first time i'm touching the computer keyboard after like 4 days.. no 5. after ppp on wednesday, which happened to be vesak day, we all had lots of shit fun at shumin's house.. and it was soooo shittily fun. cos everyone just went crazy, pushing each other into the pool, playing spastic games like taboo, polar bear, concentration, hearts and bridge. lol. we stayed till around 10pm +, got home at around 1030pm, then started packing.

after that was 3 days of camp with RV. it was the last camp of my school life but it was also very fun. i was in charge of a very very nice grp of ppl nameley, Chin Ee, Wei Song, David, Louis, Yisheng, Patrick, Ming shu and Leon.. , together with a very very nice grp of facilitators, namely, Wei Ping, Ryan Chow, Sean, Kia Chai and Justin. it was a really dynamic grp. i thank you all for being such wonderful and fun ppl to be with.

last night was FOP. went with all my church frenz and jquek. FOP totally rocked. Darlene Zschech of sumthing along those lines.. had such a good voice. met so many ppl there. saw shawn and darren, amanda, david the rugger captain, and so many other ppl, i dunno their name but have seen around in sch. the atmosphere was really good.

oh ya. i watched harry potter todae.. it was so fun. i loved 2 scenes in the whole show. in a way it was sorta sick.. but who cares. lol. it was good. =) anyway the first one was when hermoine was thrown by the tree into the hole.. she ran into the hole and fell on top of harry potter from the back. lol. "rear entry" and she brushed it off with a "sorry". so cool. so casual. like she loved it.

the other part was when she and potter were at the forest when the dementors attacked them. she was so scared.. she just. hugged him nonstop. lol. wah lao. that chiobu noes how to flirt. and the characters look really different. all of them have grown up. hermoine is no longer the silly girl. she now has permed hair! and malfoy.. doesnt look like the irritating brat liao. hes a grown boi.. lol. just like harry! =)

though they changed directors i thought this show was too rushed. it wasnt as good as the previous 2 cos when they rush the show.. it becomes really short in a sense. the scenes were sort of "choppy" and in the end i was like watching a one hour show only. along those lines. but overall it was alright larh.. =) though not worth it for an $8.50 show. $6.50 is the highest i would give..

anyway, tired liao. had very little sleep over the days @ camp.. very very tired now. sleepy. nite!

tmr is ppp. tmr is ppp! yay. i'm going shumin's house.. but shit i forgot how to go there again. she said meet @ 12noon outside the bus stop there i think.. i cant wait. plus shes got a swimming pool. oh man. shes one rich girl. hahahaah. =) hope its fun fun fun and more fun! and choir camps on thu. so its even more fun. but dramafeste rehearsal is on thu. so i dunno. its gonna clash. it sux. it sux. i wanna go for both, but i can only go for one. how?? WESLEY RELEASE ME FROM THIS AGONY!!

i wont be blogging much the next few days cos i'll be in camp. and having loads of fun. see ya girls and guys tmr! =)

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